Tintu had habit of biting his fingernails. he started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon his finger-nails started growing normally.
Seeing this, Teacher asked if yoga had totally cured his problem.
“No,” he replied with a funny sweet smile, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.”
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Teacher: ”Make a sentence in which one word repeated 4 times?
Tintumon : Lara dutta marries Brian lara and she becomes Lara lara.!
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Adhyapakan: tintumonu neendhal ariyamo??
Tintumon: illa.
Adhyapakan: kashtam pattikalkkupolum neenthal ariyam, pattikal ninnekalum enthu bhedhamanu.
Tintumon: mashinu neendhan ariyamo??
Adhiyapakan: pinne ariyam…
Tintumon: appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vyathyasam.?
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Science teacher: If I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.
Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
Tintumon : “because your feet is not empty.”
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English Teacher:”Who killed the cat?”
begin this sentence with “by…”
Tintumon: "By the by,who killed the cat?"
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Teacher: Ente adutha questionu correct answer parayunna alku ippol thanne veetil pokavunnataanu…
Ithu ketta Tintumon tante bag eduthu janalil kude purathekk erinju…
Teacher: Aaranu bag eduthu purathekku erinjathu ?
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Tintumon: Njananu teachere…!
Appol njan pokkotte?…!!
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Teacher: Enthukondanu kadalvellathinu uppinte ruchi??
Tintumon: Arkariyam ,, pandeanganum uppu kondupoya ship mungi kaanum!!!
